-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
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OKAY SO AT FIRST I THOUGHT THEY WERE ACTUAL GAMES THAT SOMEONE HAD PUT UNDER WATER AND I GOT REALLY UPSET BEFORE I READ THE REST OF THE POST
Do this if you care ..
URGENT - ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA
Greg is a 10 year old neutered German Shepherd mix. His family surrendered him to the shelter on November 26th. He looks bewildered as to why he isn’t home with his family, who say he is friendly and would make a good senior companion. Greg is in a high kill shelter and his chances of adoption are slim. He needs a foster or adopter as soon as possible. His ID number is A1290206 and is located in kennel 228.
To adopt or foster Greg, call the Orange County Animal Care at (714) 935-6848.
SIGNAL BOST THIS SHIT
how great would it be if obama’s middle name was lee
But… It’d be Obama lee Barack…
yes. our president’s name is obama barack. you got me.
No, Christ jesus
d’aww thanks :)
how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
I THREW DUCT TAPE AT HIM
but seriously we were both crew for a cabaret night and he was on a ladder and needed the duct tape so I chucked it at him. apparently I was the only one with decent aim because I ended up being the duct-tape-chucker for the rest of the night. we started talking. never stopped. apparently everyone had wanted us to date for a week, then one of our mutual friends yelled across backstage at me that he liked me. we confirmed this and started going out. OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS LITERALLY DUCT TAPED AND SHIPPED INTO EXISTENCE.